Map Man

Big shout out to Sam Strudwick for his assistance with the mapping thing I've got going on. I'm hoping to put some pins in the map for nearly everything I do:
- Day 3: Dicky tummy - check.
- Ran out of hostel without paying - check.
- Smuggled guns across border - check.

It gets crazy on the road... and awful lonely

Thanks to Sound Theory for making me understand why my momma called me what she did.



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O5tWwefmAfM

"You bloody f***ing democracy loving c**k licking b*stard."

Just seen this picture on the BBC web-site:
"Passions run high in the Turkish parliament during a debate on constitutional changes which would allow ordinary citizens to elect the president."

I love that kind of shit. Political big wigs, who know better, getting so enraged by what their opponent have said they actually dive across the floor and swing for the buggers. Brilliant.

Leave your captions in the comments!

The Big Flop on the River

A big shout out to "atthechimeofacityclock" for hosting a poker night at the weekend. Despite being overwhelmed by cheese and onion kettle chips, a fine evening was had by all

As for form, i did pretty darn badly in the first game, but what they didn't realise was that i was all part of the very un-dude plan of lulling my opponents into a very false sense of security. 2nd game i came out all guns blazing and calmly secured a big pot with a pair of aces. Hell yeah! In the end Colonel Bowley and yours truly split the pot.

Proof, if you need it is here - Classy!

George Martin Gets Kidnapped

back at the ranch

Howdy folks.

i'm here chillin with my pipe, slippers and a sour on ice as i write my first home based blog. Thanks to the powers of cable free interweb thickband superhiway jibbery i am now able to blog my ass off from the comforts of my own leather swivel chair - which is something special indeed.

here's to you!
cheers