"You bloody f***ing democracy loving c**k licking b*stard."

Just seen this picture on the BBC web-site:
"Passions run high in the Turkish parliament during a debate on constitutional changes which would allow ordinary citizens to elect the president."

I love that kind of shit. Political big wigs, who know better, getting so enraged by what their opponent have said they actually dive across the floor and swing for the buggers. Brilliant.

Leave your captions in the comments!

The Big Flop on the River

A big shout out to "atthechimeofacityclock" for hosting a poker night at the weekend. Despite being overwhelmed by cheese and onion kettle chips, a fine evening was had by all

As for form, i did pretty darn badly in the first game, but what they didn't realise was that i was all part of the very un-dude plan of lulling my opponents into a very false sense of security. 2nd game i came out all guns blazing and calmly secured a big pot with a pair of aces. Hell yeah! In the end Colonel Bowley and yours truly split the pot.

Proof, if you need it is here - Classy!

George Martin Gets Kidnapped

back at the ranch

Howdy folks.

i'm here chillin with my pipe, slippers and a sour on ice as i write my first home based blog. Thanks to the powers of cable free interweb thickband superhiway jibbery i am now able to blog my ass off from the comforts of my own leather swivel chair - which is something special indeed.

here's to you!
cheers

What they Sung about Park.

A buddy of mine went to see, their team, Blackburn get beat 4-1 by Man Utd at Old Trafford last weekend. He told me that all the utd fans sang the following song to Park Ji Sung:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

What must that poor (ok, filthy stinking rich) man think?... or care, i guess.

Looking the song up on Google I found this description of the said player by CBC sport:
"The right winger for Manchester United is ... a wizard with the ball at his feet who can burn defenders with his pace, Park has great vision and uses it to deliver and distribute the ball to his teammates with pinpoint accuracy in the attacking third of the field."

Huh? Thats like saying:
"A man of wit, style, intellect and composure. He's popular at work and has charmed the public with his high brand of humour and the effortless knack of asking the right question to reveal the most pertinent and, often, moving answer: Garth Crookes"

Hallo

Yeah, so I've been thinking about doing a blog for bloody ages, but struggled to come up with a good name for one.... finally managed to think of an aceptabel moniker and some other bugger got in before me (and not updated it for two bloody years): http://veryundude.blogspot.com

Still, i think mines got the correct punctuation..if in fact that's the right word...which i fear it's not.

Anyway.... more soon.